“Next Generation” or “NG“… Two magic letters used by more and more v€ndor$ to promote new versions of their products… Next Generation firewalls, Next Generation SIEM, Next Generation IDS. They are many examples. Google reports 34M of hits while searching for “next generation security“! In my humble opinion, “next generation”
Category: Humor
The Kilobyte Mystery
(Source: xkcd.com)
Responsible Behaviour
http://xkcd.com/364/Dies sind die Spieler, die sich um online zu kostenlose casinospiele Craps für Spaß, und sie wollen nicht viel Geld tun.
Belgium against technology?
One more time, the French part of Belgium (La Communauté Francaise de Belgique) decided to ban webcams from day-care centers (“crêches” in French)! In the US, UK or France, such systems are allowed and appreciated by the parents! From their office, they can watch their children. Why do authorities refuse
If iptables could do…
iptables -t filter -A INPUT -p rain -j drop F*cking weather!
Total USB Security
Regarding my previous post about USB security, here is the best solution for system administrators to solve this problem: Seen on www.usbglue.com 😉
securitybullshit!
Every day, thousands of new blogs come to light and the same amount dies! From time to time, there are very nice initiatives like this one: securitybullshit!, like the well known Dilbert or User Friendly, offers small cartoons about security. All aspects of security is covered: virus, computers, risk assessment,
When it’s time to go!
C:\\Documents and Settings\\xmertens>man route ‘man’ is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. C:\\Documents and Settings\\xmertens>
How to detect when you’re not yet awaked?
… when you use your PDA stylus to shake your coffee! 🙁