I maintain a service of free Unix shell accounts (www.rootshell.be) where (almost 😉 everybody can get a free account. I always ask to give some reason why they need a free shell.
Some of them send me directly request with, they think, ‘good reasons’ 🙂
From: To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: [rootshell] ow well... this is my applay [...] Pleass can you allowed me to use this service... because i relly need it...i'm banned from my hometown channel... just because i have a exgirl of the channel admin:) [...]
Conclusion: never mix feelings with chat!
PS: Of course, this guy never had his account activated, I didn’t want to have problems with his ex-girlfrient! 😉