Never mix love and IRC!

I maintain a service of free Unix shell accounts (www.rootshell.be) where (almost πŸ˜‰ everybody can get a free account. I always ask to give some reason why they need a free shell.


Some of them send me directly request with, they think, ‘good reasons’ πŸ™‚

From: 
To: webmaster@rootshell.be
Subject: [rootshell] ow well... this is my applay

[...]
Pleass can you allowed me to use this service... because i relly need it...i'm 
banned from my hometown channel... just because i have a exgirl of the channel 
admin:)
[...]

Conclusion: never mix feelings with chat!

PS: Of course, this guy never had his account activated, I didn’t want to have problems with his ex-girlfrient! πŸ˜‰