Category: Fun
Sex for UNIX admins
$ man sex SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer’s Manual SEX(6) NAME sex – have sex SYNOPSIS sex [ options ] … [ username ] … DESCRIPTION sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the
Dress code
Do you sometimes attend to video-conference calls? If like me your dress code is t-shirt/jeans, then the “half-suit” is for you!
Quote
Read today in a .signature file: When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. Now I’m beginning to believe it. –Clarence Darrow
Did you mean to search for: honey trap
I received a mail today to announce the new release of honeytrap. From the website: “Honeytrap is a network security tool written to observe attacks against TCP services. As a low-interactive honeypot, it collects information regarding known or unknown network-based attacks and thus can provide early-warning information.” I was googling
State-of-the-art storage solution
I found this funny post on RootPrompt: Mega Floppy 2006.
High-tech hardware
In my company, such as everywhere, we have some coffie machines. Depending on the model, drinks are more or less “acceptable” 😉 The machine which gives the best coffie (IMHO) is installed in the mess and produces a very high numbers of coffies per day, 24 x 7 (!) So
Overloaded!
I just installed the latest cluster patch on a Solaris 10 x86 box and rebooted: # w 2:26pm up 3 min(s), 1 user, load average: 10961.51, 25724.39, 12887.02 User tty login@ idle JCPU PCPU what mex pts/2 2:26pm w
Tux soap dispenser
I really like this one! (found by my wife)